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- + The various characters contained in these writings are +
- + copyright 1992 by Thomas Miller. Any resemblance to any +
- + persons or characters either real or fictional is utterly +
- + coincidental. Copying and/or distribution of these tales +
- + is permissible only under the sole condition that no part +
- + of them will be used or sold for profit. In that case, I +
- + hope you enjoy them... +
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- + THE PARTY: +
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- + Alindyar 11th level drow elf mage (N) +
- + Lyra 7th level female drow elf mage (N) +
- + Belphanior 8th/8th/9th level high elf w/m/t (CN) +
- + Ged 9th/9th level grey elf priest/mage (NG) +
- + Arnold 7th level human warrior (NG) +
- + Mongo 9th level dwarf warrior (CG) +
- + Peldor 12th level human thief (N) +
- + Rillen 9th level human warrior (N) +
- + Rob 10th level human priest (LG) +
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- + Date: 7/15/571 C.Y. (Common Year) +
- + Time: morning +
- + Place: the Yatil Mountains +
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- LXXVIII. The Portal
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- Having dealt with the menace of the possessed Bosco, the
- party has departed the mountain town of Targ, and is riding
- northward.
-
- Ged: Are you _sure_ that you can get us out of this range
- of mountains?
- Mongo: No sweat. My mountaineering skills are almost as
- good as my cooking skills. Speaking of which, I think
- it's lunchtime.
- Peldor: Aw, come on. We just ate breakfast a couple of
- hours ago!
- Mongo: Quiet, you scrawny human.
- Peldor: Scrawny? Me? (looks at himself)
- Rillen: We could ride for a bit longer before we break
- for food. But, I am getting hungry again too...
- Alindyar: What voluminous stomachs you warrior-types have.
- Belphanior: Hey, Rob's belly there is bigger than Mongo's
- _and_ Rillen's, put together.
- Rob: (ignoring this prattle, as he daydreams) Huh?
- Mongo: (munches on some bread) Bah.
- Alindyar: Look! (points to the side of the rough trail)
-
- Near the party was a large track of some kind. It was
- not unlike that of a large lion or tiger, though without
- a ranger, the party couldn't confirm this.
-
- Belphanior: I sense a soul! (points with his sword, to
- the side of the road, and the tall weeds there)
- Rillen: It could be an ambush.
- Lyra: Or the attempt thereof...
- Peldor: Or just some lost soul.
- Ged: Let's check it out, then. (they leave the horses
- tied to some roadside shrubbery and begin to explore
- the grass)
-
- Suddenly, there was a shriek from above, and a fearsome
- monster swooped from the sky, divebombing the party. It
- had the hindquarters of a large, black goat and the fore-
- quarters of a huge lion. Three heads glared ferociously
- at the adventurers - one lion head, one goat head, and a
- red, scaly dragon head. Large, dark wings sprouted from
- its broad back.
-
- Mongo: What in the holy fuck is- OOF! (he is buffeted
- as the beast's front paws and goat horns slash at him)
- Agh! Ugh!
- chimera: (its lion head bites the dwarf's arm, and lifts
- him up into the sky with it) Graar!
- Mongo: Agh! It's got me! (tries to unlimber his hammer
- and attack the beast)
- Rillen: (readies his bow) What is that thing?
- Alindyar: Chimera! A deadly denizen of evil parts.
- Rillen: Oh. I was wondering why someone would sew two
- extra heads and some wings onto a lion. I guess this
- explains it.
- Arnold: Eggsplanes id! (unsheathes his sword and chops
- a bush in half, since the chimera isn't in his range)
- Ged: (preparing a spell) Yea.
-
- chimera: (its dragon head breathes fire at the party)
- Alindyar: Argh! (ducks aside, but is charred a bit, and
- his spell ruined) Damn Lolth's eyes!
- Lyra: (dodges the brunt of the blast, but also gets her
- spell ruined) Double damn...
- Belphanior: (not really in the path of the stream of
- flame, rolls to one side anyway) Ha! (climbs up onto
- a large boulder nearby) Come and get me, bastard of a
- three-headed monster!
- Ged: (also not in the flame's path, still spellcasting)
- Arnold: (gets crisped by the flame) Aaaaaaaaaa. (puts
- out minor fires in his hair)
- Peldor: (dodges the flames, suffering only incidental
- damage) Aha! Peldor's great speed and unearthly
- quickness come through again! (turns invisible as he
- sheathes his sword, and wanders around)
- Rillen: (burned somewhat) Argh! What a hothead.
- Rob: (avoids serious fire damage) Whew. This heat is
- hot! (begins spellcasting)
- chimera: (bites and claws Mongo with all available limbs
- and heads, as it carries him around in the air) Grargh!
- Grmph!
- Mongo: Argh! That hurts, you fucker! (finally gets a
- grip on his hammer, and bashes the thing on its goat
- head a couple of times) Take that! And that!
- chimera: Graaaaaaar! (drops the troublesome dwarf and
- circles around for another strafing run)
- Mongo: (lands on the ground about 20' below) Oooof!
- Rillen: (fires an arrow, hitting the chimera in one
- rear leg)
- Ged: (casts Blindness upon the chimera) Boccob take
- your sight!
- chimera: (fails to save, blinded) Rreaargh! (begins
- to dive and circle erratically)
- Belphanior: Perfect. (waits for an opportune monent,
- then leaps upon the monster, stabbing wildly) Die,
- die, die!
- chimera: Rargh! (tries to shake the elf off by looping
- and rolling)
- Belphanior: Hah! You won't get rid of me that easily!
- Rillen: (hits the chimera in one head's eye, with his
- next arrow) That will stick with him for a while.
- Rob: (casts Spiritual Hammer, and bashes the chimera
- with it)
- Alindyar: There you go, lad.
- Arnold: (tries to slash the chimera as it swoops by
- him, but misses) Aaaaaaaa.
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- Belphanior: (stabs the monster again) Ha ha ha!
- chimera: (flies into a boulder, stunning itself and
- dislodging Belphanior) Raargh! Grrraaaargh!
- Belphanior: Wha' happen' ? (sits up)
- Mongo: It's hammer time! (hurls his weapon at the
- beast, crushing its goat head into pulp) Yeah!
- Rillen: I never liked goats anyway. (fires another
- arrow, hitting the monster in its flank)
- Peldor: (uses his telekinesis ring to slap the thing's
- crushed goat head against the other two heads) You
- know what they say - three heads are better than one!
- chimera: Raaargh! (extremely wounded and irritated)
- Rillen: Are you getting a little aHEAD of yourself?
- Ged: Argh! Stop it with the stupid puns, already!
- (casts a Burning Hands, roasting the monster)
- Mongo: (catches his hammer) Yeah! (hurls it again,
- and hits the chimera again, in the chest)
- chimera: (not built to take this kind of punishment,
- it plummets from the sky, dead)
- Ged: Boccob! Chalk another one up to the mighty team
- of Ged and Mongo!
- Belphanior: Hey, what about me?
- Rillen: And me?
- Rob: And _me_?
-
- The party healed and bandaged their wounds, and by
- then, Belphanior had located a cave - the lair of the
- chimera, apparently. Peldor would have dashed right
- in, if the elf hadn't restrained him.
-
- Belphanior: Hold on. There are others back there...
- though somewhat distant...souls waiting to be fed
- to-
- Peldor: Look, here come the others. (points to the
- party, which is approaching) How are we ever going
- to get treasure without all of _them_ showing up
- first?!?
- Belphanior: Don't sweat it, we'll find a way.
-
- The group entered the cavern, cautiously. The place
- was not overly big (only about forty feet by twenty);
- in fact, it seemed to be some kind of old mine. Back
- against one wall was a small pile of treasure - some
- worn gold coins, a few gems, and a rusty ring. More
- interesting was the secret door, found by Belphanior
- to the chamber's rear. It was cleverly set into the
- surrounding stone. Soem pushing and pulling caused
- it to pivot, on a central axis, and a dark passage
- loomed beyond. Rob created some powerful light, and
- the group moved into the tunnel. Peldor produced a
- strange torch that gave off green light, thus giving
- the party a second light source.
- They didn't have to go far before they found a door.
- The old, wooden thing creaked as Belphanior opened it
- (he had already disarmed the two poison dart traps by
- the time the party reached the portal), and they all
- entered a large cavern.
-
- Belphanior: A soul! (draws his sword)
- Mongo: (looks around, hammer raised) Where?
- Belphanior: Uh...(looks upward) Yaaaaaa!
-
- At that moment, the gigantic spider dropped down
- from above, landing right on top of the surprised elf.
- They both went down in a heap, and Belphanior's left
- leg and arm could be seen protruding from beneath the
- spider's bulk, the arm waving Blackrazor wildly, yet
- ineffectively.
-
- Mongo: Holy shit!
- Alindyar: (looks around) Beware!
- Ged: What?
- Rillen: I have a bad feeling about this...
-
- From the nearby shadows, a quartet of shadowy figures
- appeared, their ebon skin glistening in the pale glow
- of Rob's light spell - Drow elves!
-
- drow#1: (to Alindyar) Who are you?!? Who is this
- woman?
- Alindyar: Err...umm...
- drow#2: (to drow#1) Forget it! He seeks to infringe
- upon our territory!
- drow#1: It must be. Kill them!
- drow#3: (a priestess, begins spellcasting)
- drow#4: (a mage, he begins spellcasting too)
- Mongo: (bashes the huge spider atop Belphanior, and
- black juices spurt everywhere) Get off of him, you
- oversized arachnid!
- Rillen: (uses his boots of speed to sprint toward
- the drow, staff raised) Hold that pose.
- Alindyar: (begins spellcasting)
- Lyra: (likewise)
- Ged: Boccob! (also begins a spell) Arnold! Cover
- us!
- Arnold: Ridht. (waves his sword and interposes his
- bulk in front of the magi) I vill protect you!
- Rob: (hefts his mace) Yeah! Me too!
- Peldor: (hurls his torch at drow#1) Hey, you! Here,
- catch!
-
- drow#1: Whaaaat? (instinctively catches the torch,
- and also instinctively drops it, not realizing that
- the item gives off no heat or flame) Bah! (raises
- his sword) It is time to die, intruders! (closes
- with Peldor) Beginning with you, rogue!
- drow#2: (closes with Arnold) Prepare to die, large
- oaf.
- drow#3: (her spell is interrupted by Rillen's staff,
- as it descends in an arc and bashes her head) Agh!
- Rillen: It is not _nice_ to cast spells at people who
- are trying to have a swordfight.
- drow#4: (casts Hold Person upon some of the party)
- Alindyar: (saves, but his spell is ruined) Damn!
- Can I do _nothing_ of consequence today?!?
- Lyra: (fails, is held fast) ...
- Rob: (saves, easily) Huh? (hits the giant spider
- with his magical mace)
- Ged: (saves, gets his spell cast simultaneously) My
- spell! Where is it?!?
- drow#4: (his magic resistance stops Ged's Slow spell)
- drow#3: (likewise for her)
- Rillen: (also in the area of effect, but saves, and
- swats drow#3 again, knocking her down) What?
- drow#1: (slowed) Wwhhaaaatt?
- drow#2: (not slowed) A spell! (scores a minor wound
- on Arnold) Not a very good spell, though.
- Arnold: Aaaa. Aaaa! (slices a chunk out of the drow)
- Don'd cud me!
- Peldor: (easily hits drow#1) Ha! Peldor shall win!
- Ged: (muttering as he gets his wand) Only with _my_
- magical assistance, to slow his foe...
- drow#1: (misses Peldor) Ddaammnn!
- Mongo: (squashes the big spider, and he and Rob then
- pull it off of Belphanior) You okay, pal?
- Belphanior: (examining the places where the spider
- fangs penetrated his belly) Argh. My magical gem
- must have saved me from the deadly poison. (stands
- up, then throws up nearby) Bleeaargh. I am ill.
- Rob: Yikes. (pats the elf on the back) It'll be
- okay.
- Belphanior: (turns, his red eyes glowing) I know.
- Nothing's wrong that a few _souls_ won't fix!
- Mongo: (headed for the melee)
- Belphanior: (likewise)
- drow#2: (slices Arnold again) I shall take you apart
- a piece at a time, oaf.
- Arnold: Argh. Aaaaa. (slashes at the drow, who
- ducks the attack) Aaa.
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- Ged: (wins initiative and points his wand at drow#4,
- the mage) Axui!
- drow#4: (goes up in flames) AAAAAAGH! (runs around
- screaming) AAAAAAGH!
- Ged: Hmm. That got him.
- Peldor: (misses drow#1) Damn.
- drow#1: (uses an innate drow ability to cover Peldor
- in darkness)
- Peldor: What?!? (fumbles around)
- Mongo: (tackles drow#1) You shithead!
- drow#2: (also uses darkness, on Arnold)
- Arnold: Aaaaa. I can't see any more! (fortunately,
- he knows blind-fighting, and even more fortunately,
- he gets a critical hit on drow#2 at that moment)
- drow#2: (bisected, dies)
- Arnold: (runs around, his darkness hemisphere with
- him) Aaaaaaaaa! Can't see!
- Mongo: (cursing, smashes drow#1 with his hammer)
- drow#1: Argh! (brings darkness down around him and
- the dwarf)
- Mongo: You think _that_ is gonna stop me from beating
- your head in?!?
- Arnold: (running around, momentarily encases Rob in
- darkness as he runs by the priest) Aaaaaaaa.
- Rob: Huh? What was that, an eclipse?
- Ged: Hardly, Rob. We're underground.
- Rob: Oh, that's right.
- Peldor: (inside his darkness zone, drops to the floor
- as Arnold runs into/over him)
- Arnold: Whaaaaat?!?
- Peldor: Stop, Arnold! It's me, Peldor. Quit that
- running around, you're only confusing the others.
- We should sit here until someone gets rid of this
- darkness on us...
- Alindyar: (busy carting Lyra out of the way of the
- battle, looks in that direction) Eh?
- Arnold: Jusd _sit_ here? There is battle to be had!
- Peldor: Not for us, in this darkness. Now calm down
- and be quiet!
- drow#4: (runs into a wall, and collapses, blazing
- and dead)
- Rillen: (hits drow#3 again, with his staff)
- drow#3: (produces a small dagger and stabs Rillen
- with it) Hah!
- Rillen: Bah. Huh? (falls, poisoned) Erk.
- drow#3: Ha ha! (prepares to cut the fallen warrior's
- throat) Now I will make you pay!
- Belphanior: Oh, no you won't! (backstabs the drow
- priestess, slaying her) Aaaaaah. (absorbs the life
- energy of the priestess) Aaaaaaaaaaaaah.
- Rob: (tries to get over to Rillen to neutralize the
- poison) Excuse me, excuse me. Coming through.
- Alindyar: (dispels Peldor's and Arnold's darkness,
- restoring their functionality) There you go.
- Arnold: Thanks! (charges drow#1, who is trying to
- defend himself from Mongo's rain of hammer blows)
- I'll help you! (chops off the drow's arm)
- drow#1: Argh!
- Mongo: Hey, thanks! Not that I needed any help,
- though.
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- It was all over, soon after that, as Mongo's hammer
- proved somewhat mightier than the drow's sword. The
- various spells of protection that the drow priestess
- amd mage had cast beforehand proved to have been in
- vain. Rob was able to restore Rillen's health with
- his magic, and the party rested and bound wounds.
- Lyra was freed from the holding spell, as well.
- The large cavern had a few smaller, side chambers,
- and it appeared that the drow had taken up quarters
- in these. The rooms were quickly searched, and a
- number of items were recovered for examination.
- Also, the drow were stripped of all armor, weapons,
- and items, and a pile was made. Alindyar cast a
- spell to detect magic (for the first time - Ged
- usually did the honors, but Alindyar had just learned
- this spell) and there was much magic to be had. All
- of the drow armor and weapons were magical, as well
- as their boots and cloaks. There were a few other
- items as well, both from their bodies and their
- quarters...
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- Alindyar: Hold. (picks up a drow sword) This is
- magical, yes - but only under the earth, in the
- drow world. Up here, on the surface, it shall be
- nonmagical within days, due to lack of the mystic
- radiations under the earth.
- Belphanior: You mean to tell us that all this crap
- is _useless_?!?
- Alindyar: Affirmative. Except, those items not of
- drow manufacture should not have this problem.
- Ged: Which are those, I wonder? (begins to poke
- through the treasure pile)
- Lyra: Let me help you, there. (does so)
-
- Soon, those items which seemed non-drow in make
- were put in their own pile. This (much) smaller
- pile consisted of: the rusty ring (from back in
- the chimera's lair), a silvered dagger, a black
- wand, a javelin, a tome, two potions, a cloak,
- and a silver case. This last item had been under
- the floor of one of the drow's rooms, but the
- thieves had discovered it. Ged instantly knew
- that it was somehow holy; he and Alindyar deduced
- that the drow must have found it somewhere, but
- couldn't open it or use it (so they instead hid
- it). Inside the case was an ornate horn, which
- Ged and Rob realized could only be used by those
- of Good nature.
- One of the side tunnels ended in a larger area.
- A pair of huge doors, some 20' high and 10' wide
- each, were set into the stone. Runes upon them
- declared:
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- THIS IS A PORTAL TO THE UNDERWORLD. VENTURE
- BEYOND AT YOUR PERIL BUT EXPECT NO RETURN HERE.
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- Belphanior: Underworld?
- Ged: What? By Boccob, that's got to be the
- most inane inscription I've ever read. But
- still, the doors _are_ highly magical.
- Alindyar: (looks at Lyra) The Underworld. We
- know what that is, do we not, my sweet?
- Lyra: Yes...
- Mongo: Well, what are you waiting for? Fill
- the rest of us in!
- Rob: Yeah!
- Alindyar: Well...the Underworld is another
- name for the Underdark - that series of all
- tunnels, roads, and cities deep beneath the
- surface of the world. 'Tis where Lyra and
- I came from. There are many openings to the
- world above, some magical in nature, like
- this portal. I would not be surprised if we
- could go through it, but not return by it.
- Peldor: So it's a one-way door to the lands
- below the Oerth?
- Lyra: Basically, yes.
- Ged: Hmm.
- Belphanior: Hmmmmmmmm. This holds great and
- numerous promises.
- Ged: Indeed. Boccob would no doubt demand
- that we investigate.
- Peldor: No doubt.
- Arnold: Whad aboud the treasure? Led's splid
- it ub first!
- Peldor: He's right. We should divide the magic
- now, if we are to go through that portal...
- Alindyar: Agreed.
- Rillen: (leaning on a wall nearby) Yes.
- Ged: Very well...(prepares to cast Identify)
- Alindyar: I have that spell now, as well.
- Methinks I shall cast it and assist you in
- the items' identification.
- Ged: (grumbling) Whatever.
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- THE MAGICAL TREASURE:
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- rusty ring (human influence) - Alindyar
- dagger +3 (of throwing) - Peldor
- wand of magic detection - Belphanior
- javelin of seeking - Rillen
- manual of golems (stone) - Ged
- potion of extra-healing - Arnold
- potion of flying - Rob
- cloak +3 - Lyra
- holy horn - Mongo
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- Obviously, there were pretty slim pickings this
- time. Mongo had the benefit of winning the dice
- roll, and instantly chose the horn. He of course
- winded it immediately, and was pleased to see the
- effect of doing so: a large quantity of food and
- drink appeared from the horn - it was a true and
- great cornucopia. The others pocketed their own
- new items, some happily, others grudgingly.
- They rested for a day before gathering near the
- large metallic doors. Spells proved ineffectual in
- getting the doors to open, but Mongo saved the day
- with his chime of opening, which was able to do what
- the mages' spells could not, through some fluke of
- fate. The massive portals rumbled, and then slowly
- opened inward...
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- next time : the Underworld
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- ftp site : ccosun.caltech.edu, in pub/adnd/fluff/adventurers
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- notes : By the time this gets posted, finals will be
- in progress. Since it's Christmas vacation for
- most of us, I won't be posting again until early
- January, so have a great break, or a great three
- weeks, or whatever...
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